So it started out quite well. I made my dough. It looked good. It rested. Then the rolling commenced. Two hours I slogged. I probably burned more calories than Madonna on a vibration training plate. I toiled to get my pasta paper thin but it wasn't relenting to my rolling pin powers. Despite this I soldiered on thinking "it's thin enough now, surely?" I cut my ravioli circles, I egg washed and I proudly spooned in my spinach and ricotta filling (which, as it happens, tasted really good
Frankly, what I turned out was so abominable I was far too embarrassed to take a photograph. Maybe I should have done it for posterity; a lesson to future generations of the perils of pasta, but at the time I had the disappointed tones of John Torode ringing in my ears. Visions of him shaking his head and saying "What happened here, Harriette? Your parrsta is like a doorstop", while Gregg screws up his face sympathetically "Oh dear, oh dear, oh dear. I'm sorry I can't eat that. It's like putting a hockey puck in your mouth. Yucky!" I'd be standing there both physically and mentally broken and choking back the tears while wailing "All I wanted to do was impress you. This means so much to me etc. etc."...
Meanwhile, back in the real world, my "pasta nemesis", as it will henceforth be known, is now something of a challenge I need to beat. Investment in a pasta machine would be a good start. I imagine there are many such machines washed up in charity shops patiently lying there waiting for a girl like me to come and rescue one of them. Watch this space for a future attempt and whether I can manage to annihilate the demons of dough.
The outcome of all this culinary chaos? The pasta went in the bin and a batch of chilli came out of the freezer. It was a sad (and wasted) evening in the Conroy household!
If you wish to try this recipe, details, as ever, are below. I strongly recommend you use a pasta machine and do not attempt to be a rolling pin slave! Beware the apparently simplistic nature. This recipe is not for the faint hearted.
Spinach & Ricotta Filling (the easy part!)
225g/8oz Fresh Spinach leaves, washed
100g/4 oz Ricotta Cheese
25g/1oz Freshly Grated Parmesan cheese
1 Egg
A pinch of Nutmeg
Salt and pepper
1. Place the spinach in a large saucepan pan with only the water which is left clinging to the leaves. Cover, place over a medium heat and cook for a few minutes, shaking the pan vigorously from time to time, until the spinach has wilted.
2. Drain well, squeezing as much water out of the leaves as possible then transfer to a chopping board and chop.
3. Place the chopped spinach in a mixing bowl together with the and cheeses, egg, nutmeg, salt and pepper and mix well. Allow to cool before using.
For the ravioli
Eggs
Oil
Water
Flour (All Purpose)
Prepared ravioli stuffing
Mixing bowls
1. Place 3 cups of flour in a mixing bowl. Add 4 eggs and 1 tsp. of salt to the flour. Mix it all together. This can be done by hand or by an electric mixer with a dough hook. Add the oil a little at a time and keep mixing until you have a ball of dough. Turn the ball of dough onto a floured surface. Cover with a mixing bowl and allow the dough to rest for about 20 minutes.
2. Rolling Ravioli Dough
Divide the dough in half and set aside half for a few minutes. Roll out the first half on the floured surface with a rolling pin. The dough will be sticky so sprinkle with a little flour as you go when it sticks to the rolling pin. Roll the dough until it is paper thin.
3. Cut Ravioli Pasta
Cut circles or squares from the dough with a ravioli cutter. Lay the circles or squares aside. Continue until all the dough is used. Throw cutting scraps into the second half of dough while working on the first half. Knead the scraps and second half of the pasta dough together and repeat the rolling and cutting process with it.
4. Adding Filling
Stir one egg yolk in a small bowl. Take approximately 1 tsp. of filling and place it on top of one cut ravioli in the center so that there is still and edge of dough surrounding the filling. Brush this dough edge with the egg yolk. Place another cut ravioli on top of the piece with filling. Crimp the edges together all the way around the ravioli sealing the filling inside. The egg yolk acts as a glue to help hold them together. Continue process until all raviolis are made. Cook by the desired method.